A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
you’ve got to be kidding me
in the past week i have cried while:
-watching the Bachelorette
-watching one of the Twilight movies
-listening to Ed Sheeran
-listening to Coldplay
-looking in the mirror
- talking to my dog
-more embarrassing things i cannot mention
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?