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thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

(via outofmywits)

leahcultice:

Cara Delevingne for Vogue US July 2014 by Mario Testino

in the past week i have cried while:

-watching the Bachelorette 

-watching one of the Twilight movies

-listening to Ed Sheeran

-listening to Coldplay

-looking in the mirror

- talking to my dog

-more embarrassing things i cannot mention

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?

Masturbation is a form of stress relief. So go fuck yourself and calm down.
unknown (via thelesbianguide)

(Source: nerdgurl4shur, via outofmywits)

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