February 2012
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Pick a number.
1. Sexuality
2. Insecurities
3. Best memory
4. Worst memory
5. Last person you kissed
6. Why?
7. Last thing you fantasized about
8. Greatest fears.
9. How did you change over the last 3 years?
10. What do you want more than anything?
11. Bad habit
12. Crush
13. Virgin?
14. Biggest regrets
15. Wildest thing you've ever done
16. Hottest teacher at your school
17. Where do you see yourself in 5+ years
18. Favourite band
19. Worst thing you've ever said to your mother
20. Weirdest dream
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I’m fairly confident there are tiny men stabbing the inside of my ovaries/uterus. I don’t know what I did to piss them off, but they’re assholes.
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Tonight I colored my hair a light blonde that’s close to my natural color… so that I can color it pink again tomorrow. You jelly?
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theofficialpageofgeorgeryanross:
if you look in the mirror and don’t like what you see dye your hair red and change your name to party poison
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I want to have a threesome with Nutella and cake batter ice cream.
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one band. one dream. 12 nipples.
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I went to the bank today and realized I have no money, a low paying job, and rent and tuition to pay every month. Since I’m an adult, I did the mature thing and called my mother and cried uncontrollably.
Send money, followers. Thanks.
fuckyeahgirlcrush:
terrymcginniss:
Ryan Gosling looks like he cries after orgasm.
I kind of pictured him as the Patrick Bateman flexing-and-pointing-to-himself-in-the-mirror type.
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delicate-dreamland:
You unfollow me because you’re afraid of falling in love with me, I know
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Dear boybands,
You’re ruining my life.
blameitonyourbadluck:
Follow the Format - Taking...
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1612th:
ways to improve the superbowl
replace football players with very obese cats
replace turf with some kind of giant trampoline material
replace football with the light of a laser pointer
Watchbloodyovaries:
Girl Can Say Any Word Backwards Within Seconds
This girl is epic
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heythereeliza:
Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson are so gay together, but I seriously couldn’t control myself and my vagina if one of them wanted to make sweet love to me.
I’ve been watching the Super Bowl for like 2 hours and Tom Brady hasn’t taken off his pants yet. I don’t get it.
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Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson are so gay together, but I seriously couldn’t control myself and my vagina if one of them wanted to make sweet love to me.
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roryflannelgan:
“oh no” my followers whisper in horror as i show signs of entering yet another fandom
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mizzzery:
my first concert was beethoven reblog if you’re a real 18th-19th century kid
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