
Crest White Strips on my teeth because I don’t give a fuck.

Crest White Strips on my teeth because I don’t give a fuck.

Happy Valentine’s Day.

Hey gurrrlll. My name is Elizabeth, but you can call me Eliza, Liz, Lizzie, Elizatits, Titties, definitely not “Beth”, etc. I’m 20 years old, but you’d never guess it from looking at my ridiculous face or hearing my ridiculous conversations I have with myself.
Things I’m good at
Things I’m bad at

Wahh. Almost all the pink has faded out of my hair. :( Next week I’m gonna color it intense pink and you all will be super excited because I know my hair color concerns you all on a daily basis.

This is my “I lost my black glasses and now I have to wear my old green ones and I look like a watermelon because I have pink hair” face.

I am the palest of pales. Don’t judge my pastiness.

Feeling better finally and actually put on make up, but it seems I still forgot to brush my hair.
not doing a daily photo because I look like I’m dying and no one wants a corpse on their dashboard.
I say this like someone cares if they see my face daily lolz

Today, my photo is not of my face, but it’s of this super trendy bracelet they hand out at Urgent Care these days…

Sick and no make-up and I still did a photo today. Someone bring me some soup. Thanks.

I forgot to do a photo yesterday, so here’s my awkward one for 1/16/12. Boom goes the dynamite.