Crest White Strips on my teeth because I don’t give a fuck. 

Crest White Strips on my teeth because I don’t give a fuck. 

Happy Valentine’s Day. 

Happy Valentine’s Day. 

I am slowly but surely turning into a cartoon character.

I am slowly but surely turning into a cartoon character.

Hey gurrrlll. My name is Elizabeth, but you can call me Eliza, Liz, Lizzie, Elizatits, Titties, definitely not “Beth”, etc. I’m 20 years old, but you’d never guess it from looking at my ridiculous face or hearing my ridiculous conversations I have with myself.
Things I’m good at
having pink hair
being perpetually single
reblogging stuff
shipping gay couples
eating
weeping over the sweet 5-part harmonies of boybands
jizzing in my pants when I see pictures of Leighton Meester
Things I’m bad at
making normal faces in pictures
not swearing
waking up early
being flawless at editing graphics for tumblr
acting my age
controlling my raging girl boners for certain celebrities

Hey gurrrlll. My name is Elizabeth, but you can call me Eliza, Liz, Lizzie, Elizatits, Titties, definitely not “Beth”, etc. I’m 20 years old, but you’d never guess it from looking at my ridiculous face or hearing my ridiculous conversations I have with myself.

Things I’m good at

  • having pink hair
  • being perpetually single
  • reblogging stuff
  • shipping gay couples
  • eating
  • weeping over the sweet 5-part harmonies of boybands
  • jizzing in my pants when I see pictures of Leighton Meester

Things I’m bad at

  • making normal faces in pictures
  • not swearing
  • waking up early
  • being flawless at editing graphics for tumblr
  • acting my age
  • controlling my raging girl boners for certain celebrities
No need to fret, darlings. My hair is pink again …and I didn’t put on makeup so be kind to my face.

No need to fret, darlings. My hair is pink again …and I didn’t put on makeup so be kind to my face.

Wahh. Almost all the pink has faded out of my hair. :( Next week I’m gonna color it intense pink and you all will be super excited because I know my hair color concerns you all on a daily basis.

Wahh. Almost all the pink has faded out of my hair. :( Next week I’m gonna color it intense pink and you all will be super excited because I know my hair color concerns you all on a daily basis.

This is my “I lost my black glasses and now I have to wear my old green ones and I look like a watermelon because I have pink hair” face.

This is my “I lost my black glasses and now I have to wear my old green ones and I look like a watermelon because I have pink hair” face.

Look! I have friends besides the internet.

Look! I have friends besides the internet.

I have no makeup on and the lighting is shit, but my hair is pink! …and shorter

I have no makeup on and the lighting is shit, but my hair is pink! …and shorter

I am the palest of pales. Don’t judge my pastiness.

I am the palest of pales. Don’t judge my pastiness.

Feeling better finally and actually put on make up, but it seems I still forgot to brush my hair. 

Feeling better finally and actually put on make up, but it seems I still forgot to brush my hair. 

not doing a daily photo because I look like I’m dying and no one wants a corpse on their dashboard.

I say this like someone cares if they see my face daily lolz

Today, my photo is not of my face, but it’s of this super trendy bracelet they hand out at Urgent Care these days…

Today, my photo is not of my face, but it’s of this super trendy bracelet they hand out at Urgent Care these days…

Sick and no make-up and I still did a photo today. Someone bring me some soup. Thanks.

Sick and no make-up and I still did a photo today. Someone bring me some soup. Thanks.

I forgot to do a photo yesterday, so here’s my awkward one for 1/16/12. Boom goes the dynamite.

I forgot to do a photo yesterday, so here’s my awkward one for 1/16/12. Boom goes the dynamite.