Today I:
- took a nap
- listened to Ed Sheeran
- went on tumblr
- forgot to eat
- listened to Ed Sheeran more
- thought about cleaning my kitchen
- got up and brushed my teeth
- got back in bed
- listen to Ed Sheeran
- went on tumblr
I am responsible.
Today I:
I am responsible.
This is Erik letting everyone know what living with me for less than three weeks can do to you.
My brother, ladies and gents.
I was sandwiched between two gay men in my roommate’s bed a few minutes ago. Classic.
alyssa just waxed my legs
i am red and sticky and NOT IN A GOOD WAY
We drink coffee at hipster cafes sometimes.
i like human beings, okay?
isn’t that all the matters?
my friend just sent me a 4 message text asking if I’m a lesbian.
CLASSIC.
This is the photo shoot that I participated in a few weeks ago. I was a stylist and you can see my hand spraying my pretty model’s hair at 1:50.
last night I apparently made a thrusting motion behind this dude every time he turned around.
I am a classy drunk.
i tried on a bikini today because i really love having no self esteem whatsoever
Shoutout to my doctor for giving me medicine that makes me feel high as a fucking kite.
today the power went off for almost an hour in the tiny wing of the mall that I work in.
I called my boss and she told me to let customers come in still and just figure out the total without the computer .
WHAT.
THE.
FUCK.
how do you figure out tax and what if they have a coupon?
In my dream last night, I made out with Evan Peters in a floating house.
I think I win.
Guys, we are ready for the cd signing and I’m pooing my pants. Hold me.
I’m reblogging this because it was taken mere hours before I met One Direction and I have an actual genuine smile on my face. I wish it was that day again because I am a whiny baby.
